Off-Grid Gal and the Coming Zombie Apocalypse

Zombies come in all shapes and sizes. Whether you are preparing for an Emergency flood in your vicinity,Ebola outbreak or zombies a gal must be ready and have a plan. Below are a few tips on preparing for a zombie apocalypse.

Step #1 Have a prepared Bug Out Bag ready to go.

• This should have main items such as water bottle with a specialized water filter in it. Santevia supplies these at your health food stores. Make sure you navigate your way near a water source that is fairly clean like a river or stream to fill your thermos when needed. Personal Hygiene products,underwear and heavy socks. Wear the appropriate winter wear and summer wear. Have a portable tent.
•  Include Emergency medical supplies such as bandages, gauze, antibiotic ointment, bug spray. iodine tablets, dehydrated food packaged and dry foods such as chia seeds, a bicycle-powered generator, a small solar crank am/fm radio,batteries,eating utensils, a swiss army knife, flashlights, an extensive tool kit, emergency flares, bungee cords and sewing kit purse size.

Step #2 Have the appropriate Zombie weapons of choice.

• Make sure you remember to kill a zombie you need to chop off its head.
• Chainsaw, hammer,hand gun, rifle, axe or flamethrower will do.
• Try a zombie repellant sound or spray

Step #3 Have several escape routes planned.  

• Have more than one escape route. One for using your vehicle and walking on foot, transit if urban zombie attack.A mountain bike is a great way of escape since vehicles can get stuck in heavy traffic. In heavy snow fall wear snow shoes or cross country skies.

Step #4 

• Build or find a fortress preferably underground like a bunker that is camouflaged from dumb zombies. Caves may not be very safe since other animals may reside in them. A tree fort may work but if they find you you may be mobbed and wait an eternity to get down.

Step #5 

• Stay fit in case you have to sprint, run long distances or lift a dead zombie off your boyffriend